Monday, September 7, 2009

"hmmm.."

Funny how blog worthy stuff turns up in wee hours of the night/morning. Was just coming off a xfactor-on-youtube marathon and decided to check my girlfriend's blog.

Its amazing how she blogs, I'd be happy just being able to blog half as well as she does. Check out her latest post. Oh, and I have to agree that we are just the craziest couple yet. I mean how many couples actually compare themselves to poo and fart?

I still remember the first flatulence I let out in her presence. My proficiencies in farting were nothing new to my best mates Chooks and Joonie, but I had just gone out with this girl whom i found to be rather awesome, to be frank. So, you could understand if i was feeling a little apprehensive.

Quite vividly I remember, we were all at the mamak and I had this big one coming. She had her foot resting against the leg of my chair. I was like, "Ahh crap, its a big one mate". Next thing I know, she's rummaging through her handbag for her phone. That's when she realised, "Heyyyy, that isn't my phone vibratingggg!!". And the rest as we know is history.

Indeed, people associate farting and the like to be an embarrassing thing. Yet, it's one of the best known ice-breakers to man (atleast, this man). My advice to you budding couples who want to bring your relationship closer. Instead of doing the typical kisses and hugs, try this:

FART




3 comments:

pheebee said...

(y) likes this. but boys, dont lock your power windows when you're farting in the car!!!

Jeremy Wong said...

have you seen the "poo chart" in my house? (Or more precisely in Jon's room)- From hard & constipated to loose diarrhoea..
I prefer food blog anytime.. live for the future, not the past..

jeremy said...

wow! so profound